Anxiety: hey!
Me: what now?
Anxiety: Nothing, just wanted to worry you today.
Me: ...great
Anxiety: Hey your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't text you back, they're probably with someone else right now.
Me: ....
Anxiety: Oh your best friend hasn't spoken to you today either. They're probably sick of your shit.
Me: ....
Anxiety: Your parents said they're really proud of you..do you honestly believe that?
Me: ....
Anxiety: Where do you see yourself in a year? Oh wait, you can barely get through a day!
Me: ...shut up.
Anxiety: Will you ever rise to anything?
Me: Shut up!
Anxiety: Or are you always this pathetic? Lol
Me: Why can't you leave me alone!?
Anxiety: Because messing with your head is what I live for.
stupidfuckingquestions:
Daniel Radcliffe on shooting a gay sex scene in Kill Your Darlings
(via capnmurika)
arthur-christmas-claus:
meowdk:
Over forty years later:
WOAH!
((I will never not reblog this.))
(Source: iwantcupcakes, via just-some-geeky-chick)
After 10 seconds: (100+) Tumblr
After 10 days: (1) Facebook
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
(via greybluelove)
But it was, it was a better life. I don’t mean all the traveling and seeing aliens and spaceships and things. That don’t matter. The Doctor showed me a better way of living your life.
(via allons-ycastiel)
Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
trashtoro:
vipyellowcrown:
#adventuretime is fucking awesome
bless
(Source: johnnyjoe, via eamumu)
Reblog if you are in a secondhand fandom.
f4ngirls-phan-kickthestickz:
norulesnobras:
Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom.
It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you yourself have never touched a cigarette in your life.
that is so painfully accurrate
(via fandomly-confused)
peclro:
if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.
(via this-is-supposed-to-be-funny)
